I think if they had left off Lewinsky, we still would have known who the candidate was. Too funny!
And another e-mail I got this morning from my mom. Check out the whole story on Snopes.com (link below the story) - it's a good one!!!
Some "dirtbag" in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including twice behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded, and a police dog killed.
A statewide manhunt ensued. The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with the first deputy's gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times.
Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel:
"That's all the bullets we had!"
(Talk about an all-time classic answer!!!)
Gotta love Florida justice! If we had more of this sort of thing, I wonder what it would do to crime statistics??? Don't get me started....
ReplyDeleteToo darn funny. Kinda sounds like the news here in Texas.
ReplyDeleteHa! I love it!!!
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